Movie Review | Brüno

Okay, so I haven't posted in a while. I'm sorry. My life involves a lot of very intense thinking, and it sometimes gets in the way of, you know, doing. It's a thing.

Anyway, Brüno is a movie about penises that I think very few of you will enjoy. Its occasional satirical brilliance is overshadowed by, well, penises. Nonetheless, I managed to write eight hundred words about it without once using the word "penis". Enjoy, and...

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Movie Tuesday | Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Kick, punch... it's all in the mind. Read the review of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, then skip the movie. (Then read the review again, and a few others, and then maybe click on an ad or two. C'mon, I gotta eat.)

Comments will sweep the leg, Johnny.


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Movie Review: Disaster Movie (Chesapeake Family Magazine)

Achieved only with great and terrible suffering, my review of Disaster Movie is now up on the Movie Tuesday blog.

Comments will wander a post-apocalyptic horrorscape where the living envy the dead.


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It was my job...

...to see Disaster Movie this weekend. This one makes The House Bunny look like Peer Gynt.

Can't.... get... clean...

The review comes out Wednesday.


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